1. when people see u lying down, with ur eyes closed they still askk: are u sleeping?
No...I'm trying to die.
... 2. when it's raining and u r going out, they ask: are u going out in this rain?
no...in the next one.
3. your friend calls your home phone : are u at home?
no...i'm on the way to moon.
4. they see u wet coming from the bathroom : took a bath ehh?
No...i fell inside the toilet bowl.
5. you're standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask: going up?
no no...am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.
6. you are studying for your exams tomorrow, some relative asks : are u studying?
NO....i'm counting the letters.
7. you're in the queue in the cinema to buy tickets: what r u doing here?
i'm waiting to pay my school fees.
HAHHAHA..FUNNY :P
No...I'm trying to die.
... 2. when it's raining and u r going out, they ask: are u going out in this rain?
no...in the next one.
3. your friend calls your home phone : are u at home?
no...i'm on the way to moon.
4. they see u wet coming from the bathroom : took a bath ehh?
No...i fell inside the toilet bowl.
5. you're standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask: going up?
no no...am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.
6. you are studying for your exams tomorrow, some relative asks : are u studying?
NO....i'm counting the letters.
7. you're in the queue in the cinema to buy tickets: what r u doing here?
i'm waiting to pay my school fees.
HAHHAHA..FUNNY :P
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